The spirit that I have seen may be the Devil, And the Devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape. —Hamlet On April 29th, 2013, Jason Collins cemented himself into civil rights history by becoming the first ever openly homosexual athlete to play in the four major American sports. His declaration covered the front page [...]

I was not allowed to play video games. I needed to visit a friend’s house if I wanted to see a pixilated Mario, Sonic, or Pikachu on one of our town’s many screens. As much as I wanted to, I could not spend my entire childhood playing video games at other people’s houses. The parents [...]

I prefer to be distracted from working than actually working. When Facebook becomes extremely boring, I will sometimes turn to Free Online Games. I have played Free Online Games since I first learned about the computer in kindergarten, and almost always employ them to not do homework. I doubt there is a library where I [...]

Slow Children at Play Fun Pop Lip Dub Video (Mad World) Here is a Lip Dub to a fun happy pop song (the song from Donnie Darko) that my sketch comedy group, Slow Children at Play filmed. Come see our show on Saturday, April 13th at 8 PM in Tsai Auditorium. Our show will consist [...]

The American Dream: Spring Breakers Disney-created child starlets Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens star in “Spring Breakers,” a movie filled with underage drinking, drug use, violence, sex, and full-frontal nudity. Hopefully the parents of Gomez’s and Hudgen’s biggest fans will be smart enough to keep their children away. “Spring Breakers” was written and directed by [...]

On Tuesday night, the Dominican Republic’s national baseball team beat Team Puerto Rico 8-0 to win the 2013 World Baseball Classic. The two star-studded rosters featured many recognizable major leaguers, like Robinson Cano, Jose Reyes and Miguel Tejada for the Dominican Republic, and Carlos Beltran, Alex Rios, and Yadier Molina leading the Commonwealth of Puerto [...]

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Hey NASCARFs (NAtional Stock Car Auto Racing FAns, DUH!) I’m sure all of you are gearing up for the beginning of the NASCAR season. Vroom-vroom! Although the drivers are wheelin’ to start their engines – Honk, honk! – I’m sure the gears in your brain are wondering, “Who should I draft for my Fantasy NASCAR [...]

The fascinating story of fake girlfriends, internet lies, and college football continues. Please read Part 1 if you have yet to hear about the captivating, modern drama of Manti Te’o and his fake girlfriend. It was written a week ago, and the story has only gotten more bizarre. Here are the latest updates: Te’o’s Lawyer [...]

Let’s say you had the flu for the last two days and missed perhaps the craziest and most exciting news story that involved nobody getting hurt, except for a non-existant fake girlfriend. This article will provide all the integral links you need to read to get caught up in the still-developing story. Here is a [...]